we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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