just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I just sucked dick on a ferry
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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