I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
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