i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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