That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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