There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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