I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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