My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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