i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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