i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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