During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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