so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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