we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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