he thought i was a dude.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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