the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
Randomize
