I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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