I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
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