I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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