What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
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