what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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