i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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