We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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