Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Randomize
