VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
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