i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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