found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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