we're blogging at a bar
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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