I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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