The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
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