Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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