I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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