I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
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