My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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