Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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