The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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