so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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