he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
