Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
just come out here and I will go home with you...
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Randomize
