Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I need a hoe opinion
go on
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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