who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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