Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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