just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
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