So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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