I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
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