Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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