she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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