My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
