i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
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