Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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