You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
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