I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Randomize
