I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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